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Aditi Joshi
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As the festive season envelops us in joy and merriment, let’s embark on an illuminating odyssey through the intriguing acts of our very own Indian Santas. These political maestros have presented us with surprises having woven a complex tapestry of geopolitical dramas and strategic missteps.
Unveiling the Unpredictable Philanthropist Gandhi, the harbinger of change, presented India with an unexpected gift – Pakistan for Indian Muslims. As if that wasn’t enough, he sweetened the deal with a Rs 50 crore allowance, inadvertently green-lighting a potential Kashmir invasion. Because why settle for a conventional holiday season when you can have a touch of geopolitical spice?
The Diplomatic Virtuoso and Boundary Bestower Nehru, the maestro of diplomacy, played Santa Claus with international borders. His generosity knew no bounds, as he gifted Tibet, Aksai Chin, and half of Kashmir to various neighbors. Coco Islands found a new home in Myanmar, and 88% of the Indus river waters flowed generously towards Pakistan.
Mastering Surrender as an Art Form Indira, following in her father’s footsteps, elevated surrender to an art form. She generously gifted 93,000 Pakistani soldiers without securing an inch of Kashmir in return. Adding a twist, she wrapped up Kachchatheevu Island and dispatched it to Sri Lanka, now adorned with the added feature of arresting Indian fishermen. ‘Twas the season for unexpected diplomatic surprises!
Spies, Betrayal, and a Fatal Phone Call Morarji Desai, a unique Santa in his own right, decided to gift-wrap an Indian spy and handed him over to Pakistan with a fatal phone call from Zia ul Haq. The betrayed spy faced torture and received a posthumous civilian award from Pakistan – a lesson in betrayal served on a diplomatic platter.
Espionage Extravaganza Unleashed Gujral, not one to be outdone, added his twist to the espionage saga. In a move that baffled intelligence circles, he generously handed over RAW agents operating in Sindh and Balochistan to the ISI, effectively dismantling years of meticulous intelligence work. A masterstroke in diplomatic puzzle-making.
Breaking Silence with Startling Priorities Manmohan Singh, often hailed as the silent PM, chose the holiday season to break his silence with a proclamation: “Muslims have the first right to India’s resources.” A statement that reverberated through the nation, offering a unique perspective on resource allocation during the festive season. Because why not redefine priorities when the tinsel is up?
A Reindeer in the Migration Tale Lastly, we have Judge Katju, the unsung hero of reverse migration. Hundreds of Kerala Muslims, having initially moved to Pakistan in 1947, faced racism and decided to return in 1988. Katju, donning his Santa hat, quashed their deportation order, allowing them the gift of returning to the very country they once sought to break and destroy.
In the grand tapestry of Indian politics, these Santas have truly outdone themselves. Move aside, Rudolph – India’s got political gifts that keep on giving. They are generously sprinkled with a touch of geopolitical chaos!
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MK Gandhi:
Unveiling the Unpredictable Philanthropist Gandhi, the harbinger of change, presented India with an unexpected gift – Pakistan for Indian Muslims. As if that wasn’t enough, he sweetened the deal with a Rs 50 crore allowance, inadvertently green-lighting a potential Kashmir invasion. Because why settle for a conventional holiday season when you can have a touch of geopolitical spice?
Jawaharlal Nehru:
The Diplomatic Virtuoso and Boundary Bestower Nehru, the maestro of diplomacy, played Santa Claus with international borders. His generosity knew no bounds, as he gifted Tibet, Aksai Chin, and half of Kashmir to various neighbors. Coco Islands found a new home in Myanmar, and 88% of the Indus river waters flowed generously towards Pakistan.
Indira Gandhi:
Mastering Surrender as an Art Form Indira, following in her father’s footsteps, elevated surrender to an art form. She generously gifted 93,000 Pakistani soldiers without securing an inch of Kashmir in return. Adding a twist, she wrapped up Kachchatheevu Island and dispatched it to Sri Lanka, now adorned with the added feature of arresting Indian fishermen. ‘Twas the season for unexpected diplomatic surprises!
Morarji Desai:
Spies, Betrayal, and a Fatal Phone Call Morarji Desai, a unique Santa in his own right, decided to gift-wrap an Indian spy and handed him over to Pakistan with a fatal phone call from Zia ul Haq. The betrayed spy faced torture and received a posthumous civilian award from Pakistan – a lesson in betrayal served on a diplomatic platter.
Inder Kumar Gujral:
Espionage Extravaganza Unleashed Gujral, not one to be outdone, added his twist to the espionage saga. In a move that baffled intelligence circles, he generously handed over RAW agents operating in Sindh and Balochistan to the ISI, effectively dismantling years of meticulous intelligence work. A masterstroke in diplomatic puzzle-making.
Manmohan Singh:
Breaking Silence with Startling Priorities Manmohan Singh, often hailed as the silent PM, chose the holiday season to break his silence with a proclamation: “Muslims have the first right to India’s resources.” A statement that reverberated through the nation, offering a unique perspective on resource allocation during the festive season. Because why not redefine priorities when the tinsel is up?
Judge Markandey Katju:
A Reindeer in the Migration Tale Lastly, we have Judge Katju, the unsung hero of reverse migration. Hundreds of Kerala Muslims, having initially moved to Pakistan in 1947, faced racism and decided to return in 1988. Katju, donning his Santa hat, quashed their deportation order, allowing them the gift of returning to the very country they once sought to break and destroy.
In the grand tapestry of Indian politics, these Santas have truly outdone themselves. Move aside, Rudolph – India’s got political gifts that keep on giving. They are generously sprinkled with a touch of geopolitical chaos!
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